Fale supplies the Watchmen and is the reason for the guard's poor armour and weapon design as Fidget states. Fale assigns the following quests: Better than Nothing, Taking Point, Slimed, Reinforcement, Freedom of Movement, and Find the Sparklies. Doing all these quests gives the player the Achievement: "Opposite of Fail" which is a pun on Fale's name.
- Better than Nothing: 5 Imp Hides. (dropped by Imps)
- Taking Point: 8 Beast Spears. (dropped by Beasts)
- Slimed: 4 Slimy Spikes and 4 Slimy Coats. (both dropped by Slime Creatures)
- Reinforcement: 2 Giant Rocks and 2 Giant Cores. (both dropped by Giants)
- Freedom of Movement: 6 Avee Wings and 6 Avee Claws. (both dropped by Avees)
- Find the Sparklies: 3 Florn Tentacles and 3 Florn Sparks. (both dropped by Florns)